Fitness & Self Defense...
__ Friday, October 13, 2006 ;
First thing i would like to say today is about my colleagues...nearly 80% of them have changed departments gggrrrrrrr...and we r now left with only a few of us...wei u ppl who have changed departments...dun forget us oh and always keep in touch if not one day i am going to put a lot of mouse and snakes in the room where u guys r :P guys...pls la...keep in touch ya...
Let's join up for some outings la wei...me and Ah Soon is planning to join kickboxing for self defense and also fitness ^^ ... anyone wanna join in? bare in mind that Martial Arts are not for bullying the weak but protecting them. Avoid fights whenever possible and use it only for self defense and protecting ur family...well, this is my point of view since i got into teakwondo for they really have very strict decipline...hope u guys and girls would join in lo...and if u girls think that kickboxing and martial arts are only for guys then let me mind u that 70% of students in TNTKickboxing school are female...yes FEMALES...so dun playplay oh if not leter get kicked in the butt lol
Today only me and TaiLo in the office...no supervisors haahaha...he is playing snooker now lol...hope that everything would turn out fine from now on ^^ troubles BEGONE....
QuestionWhat is the most terrible experience that you have ever encountered before?
Todays SMSSometimes i wonder why do i love u so much, then i realise its because of the love u always give, my love, I LOVE YOU !!!
Todays Joke (Female Great Comebacks)Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."
Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."
Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."
Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."
Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"
Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"
Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."
Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."
Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."
Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?
-BrYaN- *
has flew away at 12:08 AM ;
