Limits Above The Sky

Working Hard !!!

2006-12-15T00:20:00.000+08:00

Hi to all out there that is still bumping by :P

First of all, i really need to apologize for not updating my blog for such a long period of time...sry sry sry sry sry...Ok lets start my bragging :P

I have always been working everyday and even on my off days i would still be in the office. I attend at least 2 - 3 classes a day to make sure that i will be fit and ready for the coming TTC (Teachers Training Course) it will take place on the 22nd of January 2007. So, you see, i really do not have much time to do anything else other than working out in the office and in the meantime maintain my sales target.

Well, sometimes i really feel very tired but i believe that all these effort that i am putting into my life will never go in vain. I am absolutely sure that i will gain a lot from it. I am going to focus on aiming to become a Yoga Teacher as my career for the time being until one day i have a chance to built up a business ladder from here on ^^ wish me luck k...ty :P

Another great news, i got myself a great gf now, she's cute, adorable, soft spoken, smart, friendly, caring, loving and most importantly, she can make me forget my past and yes, i love her a lot. Lets put it this way, She is Special. When there is a chance i will definitely introduce her to all of you k ^^

I just hope that everything would go fine for the future that i have planned for. I will also need the love of my lord to be with me. Pray for me ok ^^ tyty

Keep In Touch all you busy people out there ^^ Ciaoooozzzz

A New Healthy Lifestyle !!!

2006-11-22T00:07:00.000+08:00

Hi to all guys & girls out there...i'm really very sorry for not updating my blog for such a long time...i have been very bz lately with my new company and new stuffs to learn...everyday after working hours i would still be in the office attending yoga classes and i am currently training myself hard...well, i guess for a healthier life and a better toned body :P

Eating habits changed...workout habits changed...and it is helping my body a lot...

Hope you guys would still be able to recognize me when u see me :P I have changed a lot since i started working in yogazone...colleagues here are all cool and friendly...customers are friendly too but well ofcoz there are a few itchy bitchy ones out there :P i am curently focusing on training myself up fast and aiming to be an instructor by next year i guess. I have great teachers here to back me up hehe...

Whenever u people are free please la msg msg msg or ring ring ring...hope to hear from u guys soon k...just gv me a ring and yum cha, outings or anything la ok =.= lost contact just like tht meh grrrrrr...ok will update soon adiossss.

Got A New Job ^^

2006-10-27T13:19:00.000+08:00

Well, i guess some of you may know by now that i have alread got a new job...but i don't think you know what job it is right lol :P ...i'm going to start work on the 1st of Nov '06 as a Well Being/ Fitness Consultant in Yoga Zone/Club (wanna know more about my company? Just log on to www.yogazone.com.my) and the working hours are divided into 2 groups...take turns maybe change in around 2 weeks ^^...8am - 5pm & 2pm - 10pm...only 8 hours :P. I can also join in the classes for free unlimited LOL !!! Environment is very peaceful and classy if you want to have a glimpse of the classy look just click http://www.yogazone.com.my/ourclub_plazadamas.php#bigimage The pay is still alright though enough to survive and save a bit lol. I will not state it here but its definitely more than RM1600 ^^ wooohoooooo haha

Although there are good opportunities in the company and the pay is good, there are still a few hard ones that i need to cope with...there will only be one off day every week, but i guess i will spend more time in yoga classes from now on since i do not have a GF to spend time with. One of the big problems is that the outlet is located in SRI HARTAMAS lol...without jam i can reach there in 30-45 mins...but with jam =.= need to test it out first lol...the next problem, i will need time to cope with ^^ , the whole premise is filled with girls, all my colleagues are girls except for 1-2 guys i guess...sure make me phai seh de =.= somemore all very leng lui hahaha

Well, this is my update for you gus and girls out there ^^ thanks for the support and encouragement in the comments and tag board ya ^^ If any one of you like Yoga, just message me and i will try to tailor make a package for you ^^ All the Best and Take Care...Cheeeerrrrrssssss

Todays SMS

Here i sit thinking of you. Seeing your face, what a beautiful view. My heart beats fast as you run through my mind. I await the day, you are mine.

Todays Joke (Prison Time)

Three newly incarcerated convicts are discussing how they will pass their time in jail.

The first one pulls out a harmonica and says "I can play all my favorite songs on this."

The second takes out a deck of cards. "I can play poker with myself with these."

The third gets out a box of tampons. "Well, it says on here that with these I can go swimming, horseback riding, cycling, ..."

Last Day In Telebiz...

2006-10-22T19:30:00.000+08:00

Hi everyone...i am here to announce my last day in Telebiz...it was great working with all of you. I am very happy to have met so many great friends in Telebiz...This is the happy part...

This is the sad part...wouldn't have thought that my last day at work and i am the only one in the office now LOL!!!! kind of funny right...all the laughters layed out in Telebiz would never be forgotten...all i know is that i would really miss all of you a lot...i really mean it. I am really very sad today...i really miss all the smiles and all the laughter we had last time...its like all of a sudden i am all alone in a office full of chairs and nothing else lol...

Well, i not going to say much here...one very important thing i need to stress out here...KEEP IN TOUGHHHHHHH RRRRRRRRRRR...wish every single one of you Good Luck in your careers and life k...Cheerssss.

Everyone Take Care & God BLess to you.

Can't really think much today...so i'll skip the sms and joke section for today...sry... -.-

Resignation...

2006-10-19T19:11:00.000+08:00

It has been a few days since i have updated my blog. Have been having loads of problems lately and didn't really have the mood to update or think of anything else other than ways to settle my problems.

Well, by today i have already settled most of it, except for a new job that i am going to need, and urgently =.= Yes, i have handed in my resignation letter today...have already given a very detailed thought about my action and i decided to make the move. I guess, all i really need now is a new job and fast...i will give myself about only one week to successfully get one...wish me luck guys (really need lots of it)... ^^

To all my colleagues out there, this week is gonna be my last week in Telebiz, if u wanna belanja makan or anything dun wait too long oh :P LOL !!! Will really miss u guys soooooo much. Wish u guys all the best k ^^

Just wish that everything would turn out better for my future.

Todays SMS

You r the one that i adore; you r everything i asked for & so much more. you r my angel oh so fine, i've found a luv to last a lifetime.

Todays Joke (Jesus vs Satan)

Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight.

Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."

Very well, then, says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better." Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact?

How did he do it?" God chuckles, "Everybody knows...Jesus saves."

Breakdown...

2006-10-13T22:07:00.000+08:00

Hohoho...tonite was a nite where my car broke down...erm actually it all started early in the morning around 6 something, that was the time when i finished work and was on my way home, i turned the ignition and the car started but there was a slight jerk...well, i didn't really thought twice about it and continued on my journey home. Too tired to think about it lol...

When i woke up at night and got ready to go to work...i could start the car, not even a squirk was heard =.= had to call back office lo...and then i realised that there was only me and Tailo on the night shift...haizzz...so...really hope tht it would be repaired as soon as possible lo if not he is sure to be very very lonely and even can't go to piss lol...So, i tried my luck by calling the mechanic below hill and hoped that he has not closed yet...hahaha indeed, he was still open and came to my rescue...in the end the battery had to be replaced and there goes my rm150 sobsob...end of story

Rushed to work and here i am now in front of the monitor updating my blog lol...

Another bad news, 3 more colleagues are being transfered to another department...and that makes our family even smaller it's from O - - - - -to- - - - - o WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!

Anyway, wish u guys luck and all the best in everything u are into ^^ do keep in touchhhhh

Todays SMS

Why would i look at all the stars in space when i can find true beauty by looking at your face.

Todays Joke (Extra Lrge Condoms - LOL!!!)

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"

Fitness & Self Defense...

2006-10-13T00:08:00.000+08:00

First thing i would like to say today is about my colleagues...nearly 80% of them have changed departments gggrrrrrrr...and we r now left with only a few of us...wei u ppl who have changed departments...dun forget us oh and always keep in touch if not one day i am going to put a lot of mouse and snakes in the room where u guys r :P guys...pls la...keep in touch ya...

Let's join up for some outings la wei...me and Ah Soon is planning to join kickboxing for self defense and also fitness ^^ ... anyone wanna join in? bare in mind that Martial Arts are not for bullying the weak but protecting them. Avoid fights whenever possible and use it only for self defense and protecting ur family...well, this is my point of view since i got into teakwondo for they really have very strict decipline...hope u guys and girls would join in lo...and if u girls think that kickboxing and martial arts are only for guys then let me mind u that 70% of students in TNTKickboxing school are female...yes FEMALES...so dun playplay oh if not leter get kicked in the butt lol

Today only me and TaiLo in the office...no supervisors haahaha...he is playing snooker now lol...hope that everything would turn out fine from now on ^^ troubles BEGONE....

Question

What is the most terrible experience that you have ever encountered before?

Todays SMS

Sometimes i wonder why do i love u so much, then i realise its because of the love u always give, my love, I LOVE YOU !!!

Todays Joke (Female Great Comebacks)

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

Tiring Tiring...

2006-10-12T00:43:00.000+08:00

I was actually given an afternnon shift from last weeks time table but management have changed it back to night shift >.< but this time with a bit of difference altered in the time scope...this week 8.30pm - 6.00am...well, haha still tiring.

Feeling a bit lonely...need to hang out more with friends but really not much time to do so. My mum is in Penang and that leaves me with Slyboy at home. He is even more bored alone while i'm working =.= Or maybe this is not called lonely...anyone out there can tell me? I just feel lost...no direction.

Sometimes when i'm at home, i would think to myself...there is nothing other than 4 walls, a floor and ceiling surrounding me. Whenever i have this feeling lurking in me, all i would do is just to read the Bible and see if i can find any answers there.

I hope that i can find lots of interesting friends who would share the same interest and hobby as i have. That would be soooo cool. Is there any chance in this world that the most important part in me would fill up the hole in my heart.

I need to spam out a bit...seuifwebuisgfuiasebfcfnwuiaerfu ng esyruifm erhfuioymjer fuisr...ok hahaaha i feel a lot better now.

Yeah things i need to do. Bring a lamp to my sis, register my prepaid (both nos.), wash my car, clean the dishes at home =.= Anyone willing to help :P

Todays SMS

I hope god isn't mad at me cuz i have one of his angels.

Todays Joke (365 Times)

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

A Better Day...

2006-10-08T03:39:00.000+08:00

Well, when i was on the way to work today, i noticed that the haze in KL is slowly getting better...i can see KLCC's top clearly and hope that this would last for i hate reading the newspaper with lots of articles refering to sick people due to the haze...many Malaysian are complaining and yes they have had enough of it...complaints of anger and frustration are flowing everywhere...

For me life still goes on...really need to exercise for i feel that my bones are starting to be angry hahaha...oh ya...exercising for me is also a great way to release stress ^^ really fun and relaxing especially while i am swimming...

Ok lets start a question poll...i will write a question and if you feel like you would like to answer or if you have any comments about it please share out with everyone here k ^^ lets start easy :P

Well, have a nice day everyone ^^

Question

What is 'LOVE' ?

Todays SMS

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.

Todays Joke

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

Hazeeeeee...

2006-10-07T04:00:00.000+08:00

Everything is going fine for me except for the HAZE that is getting worse every single day since last week =.= every single time a haze hits KL...i would know in advance coz i have sinus...whenever i wake up i sneeze...when i'm working i sneeze...when i'm on my way back from work i sneeze...when i'm taking my bath i sneeze...and the worst thing about my sinus...i tend to rub my nose a lto and this really makes me look ugly =.= i just hate it when my nose is itchy gggggrrrrrrrrrr...when will it stop !!!!!

Really wanted to join a BBQ party organized by my church's Youth Group but could't :-( its a working day for me TT Have to wait for the next one then...

I have changed my room back to my old room...no more aircond hahaha...coz someone is going to come stay at my house and the room that i was living in is gonna be hers soon...guess i have to slowly save up some money to get an aircond in my room...actually i do prefer this room more than the last room but the last room has aircond so i changed to it...after the change i felt that my sleep was a lot more cozy and i feel very relaxed and more comfortable...For the new change that i have mentioned in a previous post...well, this adds to it i guess ^^

Todays SMS

I will give you 3 numbers to show my feelings - 8, 3, 1

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning = I LOVE YOU

Todays Joke

There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who 1) would treat her nicely, 2) wouldn't run away from her, and 3) would be good in bed. Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?" "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

New Outlook...

2006-10-04T04:54:00.000+08:00

I have finally settled down with this layout...guess it will work on most browsers ^^ hope you guys and girls would like it. I like the embience of the layout, very peaceful and relaxing, won't you agree :P Need any changes to be made, please do not hesitate to leave down a comment and i will work on it ^^

Nothing much has happenned the following week...just went out yum cha with friends at Steven's Corner and relaxed ourselves to some online games after that.

Well, just for you Die-Hard Clubbers out there...there will be a rave party on the 29th of October at Port Dickson...interested to join just let me know ^^

This whole week i will be throw to the graveyard shift...really very tiring. Met a few new friends through Ahmoi.com and they are friendly and cool ^^ hope this friendship would last.

Very tired now...sleepy...sleepy...sleepy...

Todays SMS

Honey, no cool msg's to send u tonight but my heart. Rest on it & it'll watch over you 4 the whole night. S'dreams

Todays Joke

A guy walking along the beach finds a bottle and picks it up. A genie pops out and says, "Thanks for letting me out. For your kindness I will grant you one wish."

The guys says, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I can't because I'm afraid to fly and ships make me deathly sick. My wish is for you to build a road from here to Hawaii."

The genie says, "I'm sorry, but I don't think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved. Think of the huge pilings we'd need to hold up that highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. And think of all the cement that would be needed. Plus, since it's such a long span, there would have to be gas stations and rest stops along the way. No, that's just too much to ask. Impossible."

The guy says, "Well, there is one thing I've always wanted to know. I'd like to be able to understand women-what makes them laugh and cry, why they're so temperamental, why they are so difficult to get along with ...you know, what makes them tick."

The genie thinks a second, then asks, "You want two lanes or four?"

Back To Work...

2006-09-30T09:56:00.000+08:00

Back to office today, feeling a lot better but still having some uneasy feeling in the stomach -.- Touched & edited most of the lacking unsorted problems in my new layout and it is 90% done ^^

Won't be able to post any new MVs in this layout, maybe when i change to a better one k ^^ Anythingelse you guys wan me to change just let me know k and i will try hahaha.

Tomorrow off day leh, anyone going to have their off day on Sunday and Monday...call me ya, we go out kaikai...muahahaha...make our outings filled with thrills and excitement. Any exciting place to intro to me also can let me know, don't be kedekut (stingy) ok...

Aiooooo next week night shift la...have to change again -.- have been waking up at 5.30 am this week how to change so fast to wake up at 6pm leh??? cham lo...my body is going to corrupt sooner or later...but at least no need to face those massive jam when i'm in the night shift hahaha...just look at the brighter side of things ^^

Todays SMS

Just like a the scent of a rose i will fall upon you. to bring you peace i will remain in your heart. try and feel me, because even though im far, you'll realise i'm close to you.

Todays Jokes

Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got 2 choices. One, I maul you to death or Two, we have sex."

Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.

Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder.A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says,"That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex.

Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged.

Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says,

"You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"

Not a very good day =.=

2006-09-29T22:10:00.000+08:00

Well, for the start...i was on MC today...vomited a lot last night and today but after taking some medicine from doc better liao. The second bad thing was, i received a Red warning letter from a collection company assigned by Celcom to collect my previous unsettled bill of RM4oo++.

Stupid de la...why should i be paying for a phone bill that i have not used for more than 1 week? When i registered (at a booth) they told me with just rm 50 i could et free talktime up to 200+ minutes and dunno how many free sms liao...then the first month bill whopped my ass with rm 400++...siaow meh...now say wan me to bare any legal fees charged thim =.= sien r...

Other than that ok la...now letting it out here makes me feel a little better lo...okle...stop here for today, need to sleep liao very tired ater taking the medication...

Todays SMS

You are the reason that i am smart, you are the person who stole my heart, my life is short and you are the part, i love you, i love you with true heart!

Todays Joke

The three stages of male sex-life
1. Tri-weekly
2. Try-weekly
3. Try-weakly

Decided ^^

2006-09-26T09:22:00.000+08:00

Well, have been a bit lazy on updating the blog...actually anothr reason is because i was assigned to do some research on a topic related to work...so have to do lo ^^

Well, i have narrowed down to two names from the previous post...Ian & Cloud ^^ So, depends on you guys lo...just call me Bryan/ Ian/ Cloud i will answer but still need to get used to it...hahaha...

On the past Sunday & yesterday (Monday) was really quite an interesting weekend i had for sometime time now...Kammy, introduced a lot of new friends to me and all of them were so cool and friendly ^^ including her bf...leng chai. On Monday, me Kammy, her bf and Fionn went to Time Square had my lunch there and they were there just to accompany me :P after that we went Neway Sing K...Kammy is a non stop singer...careful oh when you want to ask her out for a "K" outing :P hahahaha...especially JOLIN. Well, overall i really had a great time...thanks guys ^^ lets continue next week hahaha.

Hope to get the best out of time hehehe...this weekend i think i would go buy some art stuff at Petaling Street area...see la...who wanna go together kaikai let me know k...then i will plan more outings k ^^ lets have FUN. Ok le, need to continue on work liao...

Todays SMS

Dont only be close to someone who makes u happy.be close to someone who cant be happy without u.it makes alot of difference.

Todays Joke (Understanding Marketing)

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a fabulous girl/guy. You have one of your friends approach them, point at you and say, "She's/He's fantastic in bed."

That's Advertising.

You see a fabulous girl/guy at a party. You approach them to get their telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. You get up, straighten your clothes, walk up and pour them a drink. You open the door, pick up their bag after it drops, offer them a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a fabulous girl/guy. They walk up to you and say, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."

That's Brand Recognition.

2 Days Rest...

2006-09-22T13:26:00.000+08:00

I took two days out of the blogging world for i was having lots of things in my life that needs to be set straight, i have successfully overcome the problems and my current life is going through a 360 degree turn...

I would like to take this opportunity to better upgrade myself and make the best out of life...so, one of the things that i need help from u guys are about a new NAME...i have planned to change my name but ofcause if you still prefer to call me Bryan, you are welcome to do so ^^

Well, here are the list of names i have selected out from a list of 20,000 plus names of guys on the net :-

1. Marvin
2. Llyod
3. Darren
4. Cloud
5. Ian
6. Seth
7. Faith
8. Julius
9. Dominic
10. Brandon
11. Xavier
12. Fabian
13. Soul

Wei...help out ok ^^ pls...tyty

I can officially announce that i am currently single LOL!!!!!!! (some would understand :P)

Todays SMS

What do angels do ? They take care of the nice people , so i asked them to take care of u but they refused they said angels never take care of angels .

Todays Joke

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.

What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball.

What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.

What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
A piano.

Sleepless Day ...

2006-09-19T18:20:00.000+08:00

I am very tired...very, very, very tired...i have only slept for one hour at 10.00am -11.00am then woke up to get ready to go to work. i had this feeling of vomiting since yesterday, maybe due to food consumption...whenever i feel like vomiting, i rush to the toilet and it just won't come out.

Currently really very tired and really wish that my room is just next door =.= Had a few test calls for today and with the state i am in, i guess it really sucked...anyway, hope that time would past by fast for today. Keep on roaring like a lion...hahaha

Anyway, not really in the mood for anything la...i guess i'd better carry on learning my HTML opssss correction, CSS i have finished HTML ^^. Or maybe i would go for Photoshop for today...

Todays SMS

Special numbers stay in my phone, special photos stay in my album, special memories stay in my brain but special relationship like urs stay in my heart.

Todays Joke

TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...

10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.

9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.

8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.

7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.

6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.

5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.

4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!

3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.

2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.

1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

Friday = Fry-Day...

2006-09-16T02:04:00.000+08:00

hi everyone, just finished reading news and stuff, i will add in periodically news and stuff but sometimes really sad to read about news and there are always bad news more than good news =.= thats one of the reasons i seldom read the news paper...hehe

Anyway, nothing much happenned today, oh ya...2 of my aunt from Penang came down yesterday and we had dinner before i went to work ^^ William was there too haha...they (my mum, aunt, william & soon-not telebiz) were soooo late that my head started to have webs all over =.= Lucky thing i was in time for work and wasn't late for i was afraid that the rain would cause jam...^^

Okla let me continue with the news section lo...

Interesting News

Maxis Broadband for Homes
Maxis Communications Berhad has announced the company launch of residential broadband services over its 3G network. It will be using HSDPA (High Speed Data Packet Access) technology to offer speeds that are 3 times faster than 3G and 20 times faster than Dial-up.

Consumers in the Klang Valley and Penang will be among the first to enjoy this great new service. Packages, pricing and coverage areas will be revealed at the forma lauch of Maxis Broadband, which is scheduled on the 26th Sept '06. Can't wait to see what great offers they would give on the lauch in comparision to StreamyX :P

Pinang Tree with a FACE !!!
This tree is located at Kampung Paya, Kepala Batas. As news spread about this unusual tree, numerous visitors from everywhere visited the once quite village and it is now transformed in to a carnival village.

With streaming visitors like that, the villagers set up stalls selling food, drinks and even photographs of the unusual tree. the photo stall that was set up sold thousands of copies since Saturday which was when the news began to spread, around 1000 copies were sold per day at RM 2 - 7 for each...ermmm this shows how curious malaysians are lol. If you want to view the pics of the tree just click Pinang Tree Pics

Todays SMS

Court order!! ur accused of crawling into my inbox and hijacking my smiles with ur cute msgs.ur sentenced to be my sweet partner for lifetime.......- no bail.

Todays Joke

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to come and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Hahaha...

2006-09-15T04:32:00.000+08:00

The word JOY...joy = happy...well, today i think i am a bit lost but at the good side of lost :P

When i started work not long daniel gave me and Fionn a quiz about football...gosh FOOTBALL=alien language to me...then i had to go online and check about the teams, the leagues, learned about countries too ^^ while i was doing all this research, i was laughing and making weird noice which made daniel and fionn call me gilaman...it was really hard searching for answers online about the questions given but at last i remembered WIKIPEDIA...dam great webbie...all-in-one.

Learnt quite a lot after the quiz about the teams though but too many teams and weird names, i guess those names made me gila haha...after that just droped by everyone else's blog and droped a msg for them...hehe love you guys lots ^^ take care ya...

Gonna continue on my HTML tutorial now...pssstttt gonna finish soon :P

Todays SMS

I want ur heart! no matter how long, how difficult or how far, i will win it and put it in a safe place. i love u!

Todays Joke

Sexy Signals (18sx)

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

LearningLearningLearning...

2006-09-14T02:17:00.000+08:00

Actually, have you guys noticed my Blog Title? Limits Above The Sky...do you know what does it mean? Well, it means there are no limits to a human brain and its like a super mumbo jumbo hard disk with unlimited storage space, unlimited bandwith, unlimited upload or download...it is a mega database.

We are all born with it, but whether or not we use it is another question.

In the past, i have always used most of my time playing online games, hanging out with friends talking rubbish at a road side mamak, window shopping and so on...it was just recently somewhere in the beginning of this year that i realised, there are massive topics, tips, information, knowledge and many, many more very interesting things that i can learn on the net. Haha...best of all, most of them are free. It is just unlimited...

For example, i have found a site about HTML and read through the whole site jotting down every single tips and tricks that is new to me, then the next day i find another site for HTML and it is even more informative, and so on...and on...and on.

All i feel now is that i really do not have enough time to learn. There are soooo many things to learn and soooo little time. Like last night, most of my time in the office was used only for the Q&A and understanding more about the system. I didn't have any time to continue on the HTML training i was on the day before, then after work when i got home i just continued with the training and finished it...but, but, but found another training site that is even more detailed...hahahahaha

I just feel very happy and really content when i try out the new things that i have learnt and the beauty and complex of it is just out of any imagination.

Well, i'm gonna finish HTML soon and next stop will be JavaScript and CSS.

Oh yeah, do any of you guys have anything like books or articles related to Graphic Design, Website Design or any other related books please lend to me for a few days to read ok ^^ thx in advance. Ok i am going to stop here, need to hone my skills on BETWORKS, role play with Daniel :P

Todays SMS

Some moment's never b passed. some feeling's never b stolen, some memories never b hidden. Some words never b kept, some person like u will never b forgotten.

Todays Joke

At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I have made a bet that I can get more than two words out of you."

He replied: "You lose."

Todays MV

Too busy...

2006-09-13T05:34:00.000+08:00

Ok...today is just not a very interesting day for me...once i reached office i just felt the pressure through my veins...have to do lots of research and preparation in order to be ready for any possible incoming call...it was really a very stressful night i tell you =.=

Read through those scripts and notes about the project assigned to me like over 20 times...still can't seem to really memorize it. Anyway, i thought to myself about the questions customers would ask and created a Q&A...but i still feel that there are still lots of flaws coz we are actually lacking of practical training, need to work on my vocal. I have done my best...don't want to pressure myself any further...really can't do anything much now.

For my colleagues, i have sent you guys a copy of the Excel document (not completed but useable), if there is anymore ideas to add please share k ^^ ty (hope it will help the English desk) but i will try to make it more search friendly later on when more and more questions are added. you guys help me think also la...stress la =.= I do not have all your email addresses, but just share around lo...anyway all the answers are in the script and notes...good luck ^^

Very tireeeeeedddddd...need to get a good rest. Need to exercise, i guess i will start back swimming from tomorrow. Ok around 2 more hours till shift change. I better stop now and carry on with my training on HTML =.= not much time today.

Todays SMS

There is a pain in my heart which was never there, now that you are gone i find the pain filling your absence

Todays Joke

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy.

"Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

First Night Shift...

2006-09-12T00:15:00.000+08:00

Had to adjust my sleeping time last night in order to cope with the night shift assigned to me for this whole week. 10pm-7.30am. So, i forced myself to stay awake till morning last night until i really couldn't take it anymore then i fell asleep at around 5am...woke up at around 1pm then took my lunch and just loitered around the house till about 6pm. I decided to sleep again till around 8pm but woke up at 7.30pm...took my bath and dinner then headed to office...

It feels like the clock is not ticking properly, it has been so long but still at around 12am only...hahaha...maybe its just my curiousity that is making me compare the shift time ^^

Anyway, nothing much is happening here. I guess i will continue doing my research on HTML and hone my skills in photoshop and illustrater.

Hope that you guys had a great weekend ^^...

Todays SMS

A heart truly in love never lose hope but always believes in the promise of love no matter how long the time and how far the distance.

Todays Joke

After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."

A Day of Uncertainty...

2006-09-09T20:32:00.000+08:00

Last night didn't really sleep...had some personal problem and was thinking about it all night. I just took up the bible and started reading...read, read, read until i fell asleep. Nothing much happened today though, did i ever mention that i am currently learning those HTML codes to learn more on it.

Well, i managed to get a few tutorial site and kept on reading and learning on it...one thing i can say...being a professional and absolutely know-it-all Web Developer really takes up lots of time, brain cells & definitely needs Full Focus on every single detail. I had to jot down every single codes i have found and it never seems to stop...hahaha...overall---it is FUN ^^

I'm gonna start on my design's blog and once its done i will post a link to it here...check it out yea ^^

About my health, i think i am beginning to let things cool down and also starting to master the art of stress management ^^ Will try my best not to take any of those anxiety pills coz a doctor told me that it would be addictive.

In order to fill up my time and also not to think too much i have decided to replace any free time i have with activities such as sports and also learning new softwares that could contribute in graphic design. I really like designing a lot, won't get bored at all ^^.

Todays SMS

I'm proud to announce that i've proven scientifically that there's a link between my brain and my mouth, everytime i think of u, i smile

Todays Joke

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss," he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss. "But where were you yesterday?"

Todays MV

Stress Management...

2006-09-08T17:37:00.002+08:00

As i have stated in my earlier post, i am really having a lot of stress due to multiple problems stacking up and i have never known how to properly manage my stress level...my level of stress and anxiety is way over the normal human being's targeted area. Strees level analysis is divided into 3 levels (Low,Medium & High) I am at the High side...need to master stress management fast ^^

*Note: This scale is derived from the Holmes-Rahe Social Readjustment Scale. Holmes, T. & Rahe, R. (1967) "Holmes-Rahe Social Readjustment Rating Scale", Journal of Psychosomatic Research, vol. II.

Personal Life Events analysis*To learn the level of stress (distress) in your life, circle the value at the right of each of the following events if it has occurred within the past 12 months:

Event Value
Death of spouse.........................................100
Divorce...................................................73
Marital separation.......................................65
Jail term..................................................63
Death of close family member.........................63
Personal injury or illness................................53
Marriage...................................................50
Fired from job............................................47
Marital reconciliation....................................45
Retirement................................................45
Change in family member's health.....................44
Pregnancy.................................................40
Sexual difficulties........................................39
Addition to family........................................39
Business readjustment...................................39
Change in financial status...............................38
Death of close friend....................................37
Career change............................................36
Change in number of marital arguments...............35
Mortgage or loan over $10,000..........................31
Foreclosure of mortgage or loan........................30
Change in work responsibilities.........................29
Son or daughter leaving home...........................29
Trouble with in-laws......................................29
Outstanding personal achievement......................28
Spouse begins or ceases working........................26
Starting or finishing school...............................26
Change in living conditions...............................25
Revision of personal habits...............................24
Trouble with boss..........................................23
Change in work hours, conditions.......................20
Change in residence.......................................20
Change in schools..........................................20
Change in recreational habits............................19
Change in church activities..............................19
Change in social activities...............................18
Mortgage or loan under $10,000.........................17
Change in sleeping habits................................16
Change in number of family gatherings................15
Change in eating habits..................................15
Vacation....................................................13
Christmas season..........................................12
Minor violation of the law................................11

How to analyze your score: Add the circled values. If your total score is more than 150, find ways to reduce stress in your daily life so that your stress level doesn't increase. The higher the score, the harder one needs to work at staying physically well.

My score is more than 250

Anyway i will never give up my life and health so easily ^^ i will fight and fight HARD!!!

Thx to YewMoy and Kim for their very detailed research info and also for their care...thx for all others who cared too ^^

Well, all i know now is that i am going to leave my life into My Lord Jesus Christ's hand and i believe he will give me the best. I will definitely work towards it too ^^

Todays SMS

No matter where i go or what i do, always remember im here 4 u. Thru ups n downs, thick n thin, i love u 4ever n always 2 the end!

Todays Joke (Car Insurance Excuses)

- The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.

- The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.

- I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.

- Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

- The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

- As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeard in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

- The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.

- An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle and vanished.

- I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my hand through it.

- To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

- The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him over.

- I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.

One Terrible Day...

2006-09-06T16:41:00.000+08:00

Last night was a terrible night for me...my personal life is sucking soooo bad. I nearly wanted to enter the emergency room when my anxiety struck...felt like i was going to die and my hands and legs started to numb. Lucky thing i still have those anxiety pills previously given to me by a doctor. Don't worry i am fine now only for some pain on the neck and feel a bit dizzy.

I guess my Lord Jesus Christ is really giving me a big test to overcome...i really hope that it would end soon and let me smile brighter every morning ^^ I know that he is always with me though. I love you my lord.

I am a bit lost now...all my plans scattered around with giving me any chance to pick it up...but i believe that i will be able to pick them back up piece by piece by the grace and love of my Lord Jesus Christ.

Enough about myself...i have planned to make my own blog template and currently learning to apply some more dynamic and interactive surfaces to make it more interesting and eye catching ^^ Do leave some comment when it is up ok thx in advance.

Todays SMS

Whenever...whereever...whatever...always remember im here for u as a dear forever...

Todays Joke

Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 999 numbers.

Q: Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?
A: In the pages of a romance novel.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Good Luck or Bad Luck...

2006-09-05T16:11:00.000+08:00

Sorry for not updating my blog for 3 days...i was having my off day and this time its 3 days Sat, Sun, Mon...but this coming Sat need to work =.=

I couldn't update my blog at home coz my adsl modem and network adapter was struck by lightning...but from tonight onwards it should be fine coz i changed and tested it already. Used up all my pay liao lo...paying car loan, streamyx bill, makan and blablabla...

Some people are really weird, they wouldn't believe you even when you tell them straight that you are down right broke. They will think that you are lying and looking for excuses or some sort like that.

Last week i asked myself, what do i like? what kind of job am i interested in? The answer = Multimedia Graphic Design. Then i went online checking for details about it and also if there is any part time courses to take while i'm working. I found out that there are quite a few campus out there that is offering part time courses but it is definitely more expensive then a normal course plus the duration would be longer.

I told myself, i can't just stay on like this forever, i have to improve myself soon and very soon coz i'm starting to feel old =.= and still without any permanent achivements yet. But with my current situation i don't think that i can afford any courses for the time being until i find a way to get some part time income or after i have settled all my debts and bills. Haizzzz all the scars and traces left down from the past, so, suffer now lo. Hope that a miracle would happen.

During this few days my mood can be described as a wavy sea...up down up down...really starting to get stressed up bit by bit. Have to find a way to release it soon.

Have to start on test calls and trainings. We are gonna be on floor and live very soon. Have to be very sure that we are well prepared.

Another shocking thing that i have just discovered...there are currently 4 PCs being blocked from accessing the internet and heard from one of our superior that sooner or later all the PC's would be blocked...when this happens...no PC no Life.

I guess i will stop here for today...and i might add another section for interesting news, articles, gadgets and so on from time to time ^^ stay tuned

TM Website hacked !

TM's RM 1 million contest website was hacked by a group from Brazil, called The SpyKids

This was the website as of 11.45pm 18th Aug 2006.

The text on the page translates to :-

More bunitinhus than a Ford ka
Cuter than an Etiópio
Sweeter than a Rhinoceros

Hope the RM 1 m is still safe...

[thx to liewcf & allmybase]

Todays SMS

No matter where i go or what i do, always remember im here 4 u. thru ups n downs, thick n thin, i love u 4ever n always 2 the end!

Todays Joke

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry, I am leaving now, I can't find a brain.

Todays MV (Bryan Adams/Bonjovi - Please Forgive Me) Very sweet song

After Merdeka & Joshua's Ending...

2006-09-01T16:07:00.000+08:00

Yesterday
Just got back to work today after Merdeka Day...didn't do anything much yesterday, locked myself at home without doing anything other than just watching movie, it was those TVB series movie about Fashion Design...watched from 1pm to 1am LOL!!!!! nearly finished it in just one day.

Today
The streets and highway was very clear this morning. It was a great morning for me today...customers that called Mc'D all sounded so sweet and happy...that made me very happy too ^^

We were told to do some research on Soccer, Cricket and Golf so i did some...one thing i can tell you now is, golf is definitely more complicated than the other 2. Printed out all the details about cricket and golf for revision on Saturday & Sunday. Gonna start our project very, very soon...good news...bad news...depends on how you look at it ^^

I am gonna be broke again tomorrow =.= my pay was just half a month coz i started work about half a month ago. Got to go settle my car's monthly loan & also streamyx + i got to get my hair cut coz i'm starting to look like lion king muahahaha...

Joshua's story...the end
They made up a very loving and romantic couple day by day, month by month & year by year until there was a time when Jasmine's father called Joshua and told him to stop dating his daughter. He could do anything at that moment.

The next day Joshua called Jasmine and asked her to come out for a drink. They set the time and location.

As soon as Jasmine arrived they ordered a drink and Joshua started asking Jasmine if she knew that her father called him up last night. Jasmine started explaining to Joshua about what happenned.

Jasmine: I have to tell you something Joshua.

Joshua: Please, go ahead.

Jasmine: My parents are going to migrate to the US and they are insisting that i MUST go with them no matter what. *tears in her eyes*

Joshua: WHAT!!! I can't believe what you are saying...you must be joking...why the sudden migration?

Jasmine: My dad has expended his business to the US...i told him i want to continue my studies here but he got angry and insisted that i must go with them.

Joshua: *sad...quiet...silence all the while *

In just a few more minutes both of them just couldn't hold it anymore and tears started to run down their cheeks.

Joshua huged her tightly and whispered into her ears...I Love You...

That was the last time he saw her. She didn't leave down any contact info and she was forced to leave by her dad, he followed her and dragged her out.

Ever since that day, Joshua is still waiting for her return eventhough it has been years since she left. He believes that one fine day...she will stand in front of him and be back to his side forever...end end end

(BTW, just for your information, i am not Joshua, my story is even worse...)

About Life
Life...whats life? One thing i'm sure about life is...whether or not you are the bad guy or good guy, you will always leave a history of your life in anybody that you know. Will it be a good memory or bad one, that you will have to decide for yourselve. Ask yourself these questions:-

1. What do you normally do in your free time?
2. Have you ever cared for anyone else other than you and your own family (includes gf, bf...) ?
3. How much time have you spent on helping the needy?
4. Do you smile or frown more?
5. Do you greet an elderly when you see one?
6. Have you been with your family when they need you the most?
7. How much time do you spend with your children?
8. When was the last time you had a decent breakfast, lunch or dinner with your parents?
9. How many times have you greeted you neighbour since you last moved in?
10.Do you have any hatred in your heart? Why? Is it really unforgiveable?

For every single questions above...please take a piece of paper and answer immediately, don't lie to yourself...fetch another piece and answer, this time put in at least 2-3 minutes for every question...then compare both pieces...what have you learnt from it? Just sit back, think and adjust back your life...stick to it or you can opt to put in the two answers in your wallet as a reminder...

Todays SMS

It's better to die in the hands of danger than to see u in the hands of others...i luv u so much

Todays Joke (Sorry for eating peanuts)

A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down on a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.

Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. "I'm so sorry, auntie, I've eaten all of your peanuts!"

"That's okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't care for them anyway."

Merdeka Eve...

2006-08-30T18:01:00.000+08:00

A day where lots of Malaysians have been waiting for every single year...most of them would be heading to join the big crowd in various place for the count down and beautiful fireworks...one of the hot spot will be KLCC...and thats exactly where i'm located now...all i can hope for now is that the road closures would not take place before i leave my work place at 7.30pm =.= if not i will be forced to join the massive crowd cheering and shouting 5---4---3---2---1---MERDEKAAAAaaaaaa!!! (Feeling a bit tired and unwell...don't think i can shout that loud)

Today i had a QC (Quality Control) session with YinYee one of our senior. After hearing my own calls...i just couldn't help it but laugh...my voice was soooo boring and it sounded like an answering machine =.=...it also sounded a bit like Cartoon Characters or maybe its just my imagination as it was my first time listening to myself talking LOL !!!

We are going to start on our projects in September, so i guess it would be a bit tough for the following days to come (training and stuff).

About Joshua's story...tell you what...why don't you guys and girls guess and let me know in the comments what will their ending be ^^

Todays SMS

The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!

Todays Joke (A Bad Dog)

While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.

A passerby commented to the blind man, "What! That dog just went to the bathroom all over your legs, and you are petting him?! Are you crazy?"

To which the blind man replied, "Madam, I am not petting him, I am feeling for his bottom, so I can kick him."

Todays MV (Aladdin= A Whole New World)a very beautiful song

The Story Of Joshua continued...

2006-08-29T18:18:00.000+08:00

This morning i parked my car at the opposite side...currently worried if it will flood coz it is currently raining heavily, the other day, there was a very bad flood at the same parking area =.= hope that it would be fine.

Just found out that a few of us...Me, Akira, Giant & Cheryl have been selected to join the Mc'D's team for the whole week. I think it would be a great opportunity to sharpen our skills ^^

i just can't seem to wake up at 6am for my morning jog...too tired =.=...every day by the time i reach home it would already be 11pm...not much time left till bed time. I guess, i'll just have to hold on to the exercising routine until i get my next timetable and adjust according to it.

Oh ya...one more thing before i forget...you guys and girls really don't show any support in my suggestion of building a Helping the needy blog...i just need the survey form located at the start of the page filled out...please...thank you ^^ (I NEED SUPPORT !!!)

Joshua continued...(btw guys this is not a copy and paste story, pls don't sue me if my story is quite identical to yours ^^)

Another week have passed and it is the third Thursday. Joshua was once again very excited, well, not for the tuition class but for his chance to meet his Angel again. He rushed himself to the bus stand right after finishing his class. This time he saw her standing by the side waiting for a bus back home. The only shocking thing here is, ALONE...yes she is ALONE.

Joshua started to fill his brain with various ideas on how to approach her. He also noticed that she was loooking at him occasionally.

The bus they were waiting for have arrived and both of them boarded it. This time there was enough seats for everyone. Joshua noticed that the seat next to her was vacant, he hurriedly planted himself right next to her. At last, He has made up his mind to talk to her. It took some time for him to build up his courage though.

He started by introducing himself and then tried to ask for her name. To his surprise, she was very friendly and replied "My name is Jasmine, nice to meet you."

Joshua: Nice to meet you too Jasmine.

Joshua: I have noticed that you were always with a friend. Why are you alone today?

Jasmine: Oh...you mean my cousin sister. She was not feeling well today so i had to go to school alone.

Joshua: So, she is your cousin. Cool. I thought that she was just a friend.

And they continued on for the rest of the journey until it was time again for the annoying Red Stop button. He just waived goodbye to Jasmine and continued to walk home but without any regrets this time. He got her PHONE NO. !!! He was soooo filled with joy that he couldn't sleep that very night. He called her every single night and they started to get closer and closer.

After a month or so, he started to date her out for movies and she agreed without any objections. In the first few times, he did not make any moves. But at one very special night when they were showing "Titanic", he thought to himself and said "This will be the night." While watching the movie, he kept on noticing every move she made. He was waiting for the best moment. Then, when the movie was at the middle, he started asking her if she was available. Jasmine was a bit shocked and not a word came out of her mouth.

Joshua was a bit embarrassed, he just kept quiet and occasionally looked at her to see if there was any reaction. Towards the end of the movie, he gather all his courage and gave it another shot, this time he asked her if she would be his girlfriend. She paused for a few seconds and looked into his eyes, the word "YES" slowly muttered out from her mouth. Joshua was soooo filled with joy that he shouted out "YESSSS" and the whole cinema was staring at him. Then he looked at her again and both of them laughed.

(To be continued...)

Todays SMS

I looked back bcoz i thougt i saw u, i listened eagerly bcz i heard u, but no1special was around, dis made me realise im missing u.

Todays Joke

Computers are Like Men...

- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
- They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...

- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
- You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.

(MV's would be added occationally...i remember i have said this before but just for a reminder ^^)

Back To Office...!!!

2006-08-28T15:24:00.000+08:00

It's a Fresh Monday morning...wanted to update my blog last night but by the time i logged in it was around 12am +++...my eyes were like @@...so decided to skip one day and continue with this fresh new Monday ^^

It was a great morning today...NO JAM ^^...it was like a dream come true :P...

At the office, we had another day at Mc'Donalds...as usual, live calls filled with all kinds of people...but i guess Monday morning's are days where most people hate to start with...lots of calls filled with angry and moody customers but still it was fun.

Have a glimpse of memory in my head for writing a love story...(true story but names changed)

There was a guy by the name of Joshua. One fine day, he just decided to brush up on his English Language with a few other friends studying in the same High School. They chose Erican Language Centre in Pudu. As soon as they have enrolled, they were given a timetable of the classes held. Joshua and his gang scaned through the timetable and decided to take up the class on every Thursday 4pm.

They started attending the first class and it lasted two hours. Joshua takes a ride home by bus, in those mini bus serving Cheras area. The moment he stepped onto the bus it was very crowded and he had to stand at a corner. He just looked around the bus and spotted a very sweet looking girl with her long hair so smooth and silky, her eyes was sparkling with a stunning sweet smile (yes, with dimples). She was sitting together with a girl friend. After a while he noticed that they were looking at him, whispering and giggling the entire journey until joshua reached his destination and got down the bus.

As he continued his journey walking back home, his head couldn't stop flashing of her sparkling eyes, her beautiful smile, her tender smooth skin, all of it just kept flashing through his mind.

As the days have passed by quickly, it was Thursday again, but all he was hoping for is to see his beautiful angel again. After his class at Erican he hurried to the bus stop in hope of having a chance to catch a glance of her. To his disappointment, she was no where to be seen. In just a few minutes time his bus arrived and he got onto it. This time it was not crowded, he found a seat at the back. Suddenly to his surprise, there she was, walking gracefully towards him and sat just in front of him.

As the bus took off, joshua just kept wondering what should he do. Should he just talk to her? should he just keep quiet and look at her? Should he talk to her friend as an excuse to get closer? (yes, her friend was with her too =.=) Well, at the end he just decided to sit there like a piece of wood quiet while catching glimpses of his beautiful angel. She was blushing for some reason when her friend was whispering to her. All Joshua wanted was the time to just stop there. Well, time continued to move on without waiting for him to make a move and it was time again to push the red stop button. There goes his chance, he really regretted not making a move.

All he could do was just to wait for another week to pass... (To Be Continued...)

Todays SMS

I wrote ur name in de sky, de clouds erased it, i wrote it in de sea, water erased it, i wrote it in my heart, it will stay here 4 ever. I Love U

Todays Joke (Telling The Truth)

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After theyve had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wifes going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

Moral of the story:
Always tell your wife the truth. She wont believe you anyway. At least your conscience is clear.

Todays MV

A Day To Relax ^^

2006-08-26T15:48:00.000+08:00

Saturday...slept like a pig...woke up at around 10am but continued to sleep and finally woke up at 1.30pm...>.<... still feeling tired though. Last night had a very long chat with my mum, i guess you could call it a debate :P, lasted till around 2.30am.

She bought me a supplement called Seabuckthorn...checked the internet for its properties and found out that it really covers a wide range of problems for example stomach ulcers, cancer fighting elements, good for cholesterol levels and a wide range of skin problem including the ever frustrating pimples...hehe...gonna start taking it tonight, lets see if all this is true ^^

Although it is an off day for me, i'd rather be at teh office...really quite bored now...nothing much to do. Ok i got it, i'll go learn how to make blog skins and maybe create some design. Haven't been touching my Design Serif Drawplus for ages...it must be very dusty in my progamme files folder >.<

Todays SMS

Its sweet but its not honey.... its worth alot but its not money.... its fun but its not a game.... its hot but its not a flame... guess what??? its **u**

Todays Joke

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

Todays MV

Another Day Of Excitement !!!

2006-08-25T15:42:00.000+08:00

Wowwww...guys...you know what...today is one of the most exciting day in months...learned lots of new stuff :P

Mc' D's department was short of manpower so 5 of us from 13th floor were summonned...first day on the Call...really interesting and exciting. Got all types of calls...some of the girls who call in...haizzzzz...really cannot hear their voice at all...had to like "excuse me" "pardon" "hellooo" "repeat please". Overall it was fun and exciting...

Got to eat lunch at 2pm...after that, just had to login and continue with our daily stuff (13th floor).

Nothing much happenned after that...feeling very heaty...maybe having a slight fever i think. Tomorrow and the day after will be an off day for me...guess i will spend somemore time here and exercising.

I have just created a survey form about a new blog i'm planning to built (LENDING A HELPING HAND)...pls take the survey eh ^^...ty...

Todays SMS

U r sweeter than honey, purer than milk, softer than flower. Since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i'll kiss ur lips without fear. u'll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

Todays Joke

10 Ways To Tell You Have Been Online Too Long

1. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL".

2. You begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

3. When someone says "What did you say?" you reply "Scroll up!"

4. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your
own profile to see who you are.

5. You write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bb!"

6. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
before you have your first cup of coffee.

7. You don't know where the time has gone.

8. You dream in "text".

9. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.

10. You double click your TV remote.

Todays MV

Oh Love, What A Wonderful Word...LOVE!!!

2006-08-24T18:25:00.000+08:00

Here i am again bugging about my day :P

Today was a very interesting day for me...why?...coz i learned how the Mc'D calling system works LIVE...in the beginning i did not understand any of their codes but by the end of the session i am familiar with most of their codes...hehe...the colleagues over there are very friendly and helpful...cool bunch of people...

After that we carried ourselves back to our floor and continued on with our daily work...guess i'll have to except some test calls today.

Really nothing much to write about me today...don't really have the mood to express myself...Lets just stop here k ^^

Lets start with LOVE as todays topic eh...i will write out some Love quotes...hope it would mean something to someone out there. (Oh ya...pls don't laugh at the pic...i used Paint to draw it ^^)

Love...isn't it complicated...love, love, love

1. There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

2. Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken.To truly love is to understand it. To be in love is to respect it.

3. Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the topthe view is beautiful.

4. Love is like the sun coming out of the cloudsand warming your soul.

5. Love reminds you that nothing else matters.

6. Love is like a piece of art work, even the smallest bit can be so beautiful.

7. Love is sweet, delicate, dreamyan eternity of gorgeous moments.

8. Love is something you can't describelike the look of a rose, the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever.

9. The best things in lifecan never be kept ; They must be given away. A Smile, a Kiss, and Love.

10. The bond of two peoples love cannot be broken, Bend it, twist it, do what you will with it ; If it is true love then the sun will rise another day.

Is there true love out there?

Is there something called Forever Love?

Have you found your soul mate?

For me, i just think that LOVE is out there...its just the matter of TIME and FATE...

Todays SMS

I never think very often, i never think much, but be sure dear wenevr i think i think of u,my love

Todays Joke

Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

* About the MTVs...i won't be putting it up often but i will replace it with some ever looping songs...^^...enjoy

5th Blogging Day

2006-08-23T21:10:00.000+08:00

Good day to everyone...how are you all doing? Hope that everything is fine and going smoothly eh ^^

Morning = Woke up very early at around 7am this morning just to be very very very sure that i will not be late for work >.< time =".=">

Just started the morning normally, nothing special (login, check mail, blog .......) Then suddenly...opsssss...had to go for the second day training in Mc'D...lol...all of us forgot about it...it was about the products, other then that nothing much happenned. Wooossshhh...1pm lunch time :p

Afternoon = Finished lunch and carried on with the Mc'D training...this time it was about a buddy call...quite fun...just listening to calls. One thing to comment about them *PRO* Finished the training at about 5pm then continued back to office.

Evening = Heavy rain...those with their shift allocated till 5.00pm couldn't go home (pity Bobo lol) She was waiting for that hour for soooo long hahahaha...for me, i just continued with my work...It's 7.30pm and should be time for me to pack and leave but i opted to stay back for it would be really jam at this hour plus raining =.=

Just continued on with my stuff till now *9.35pm* I'm starting to feel worn out and tired though ---> guess its wrapping time CIAOOOooooooo

Todays SMS

Im not good in talking, but i know im good in loving especially if its "u"

Todays Joke (The Plumber Has Arrived)

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"He replied, "It's the plumber."He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"He said, "It's the plumber!"He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!"Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"The parrot said, "It's the plumber."

Check this out = F.I.R (Wo Men De Ai)

4th Day of Blogging ^^

2006-08-22T15:17:00.000+08:00

Hello...anybody home? Why no comments at all (except for YewMoy)? I hope that you guys/girls would give me some ideas or comments on building this blog...pls...^^...ty

Anyway, for todays start, nothing much happenned in the office today other than a few of us new employee including me, was given a Login ID and password to start work...I like the ID that was assigned to me...hehe...nice no.

Other than that i have just found an awesome site for some part time revenue. Simple to use, good for killing time & also a great way to learn of new products too. Well, obviously its a survey site without any obligations. I will not advertise it here but if any of you are interested, don't hesitate to leave down a comment with your email address and i will send it to you.

I think i really need to continue back my everyday swimming & jogging routine coz i am starting to put on some weight. Though some people would deny that...really need to keep fit. But i think i will have a jog tomorrow morning coz by the time i reach home after work today, it would be like 8pm and the pool at my place closes at 9pm =.=

An idea just poped up in my mind, maybe i would add a section with horoscope...what do you think...hahaha...starting to get interesting eh.

Ok...done...the links for your horoscope viewing are located at the sidebar...it will be updated everyday. I have also made a Friends section...do check them out eh. They are cool and interesting people. Well, thats up to you to comment though.

I guess i will stop here for today. Time to wrap things up and head back home for dinner ^^

Todays SMS

True love does not depend on how many things uv given.how many kisses uv shared,or how many words uv spoken.but it depends on how much u sacrificedd for it.

Todays Joke (Two roaches having a discussion)

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"

One of my favourites = Westlife (Flying Without Wings)

3rd Day, Setting Up Of Blog...

2006-08-21T16:31:00.000+08:00

Ok...for today i guess i would just resume to make my blog more interesting for all of you to view before i start blabbing about my life non stop day after day lol.

1. I will put in at least one joke per day for you guys to have a laugh.

2. I will try to get some interesting love stories/sms/poems/messages for your reading pleasure too.

3. I will also put up some new mtv so that you get bored >.<>.< slot =".="" click ="">

Todays SMS

To the darkest hour to the deeepest despair will u b there will u still come in promise of another 2morow i'll never let u part for u r always in my heart

Todays Joke (A bit dirty if you know what i mean ^^)

One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy fighting and yelling, but when I look in your room you're on top of each other?"His mother ,very surprised, replies; "Honey you know how fat daddy is, I'm jumping on top of him to help him lose weight".The boy knows that's not working and tells his mother why..."Mom that's not going to help, because the lady next door comes by after you leave for work, and blows him back up again!"

One of my favourite songs till this day ENJOY = Bonjovi (Always)

The Second Day & Pics Of Myself & Others

2006-08-19T13:29:00.000+08:00

I guess from every now and then i would add some mtv songs into my blog for you readers to enjoy but hope we have the same taste though ^^

19/08/2006
Woke up at around 10.30am today coz today is an off day for me. Till now (1.30pm) haven't really done anything except for uploading some pics into PhotoBucket.com. Waiting for my lunch now since my mum is back from Penang yesterday so i need not have to cook or "Ta Pau" for these few das...hehe...

Let me just attach some pics here to share with u guys and gals about my happy memories.

*I have shifted all my pics to the top...space saving perpose ^^

Don't you guys/girls think that songs are really very important in life? It shows our personality, what we are thinking no matter happy or sad, makes us rejoiced and refreshed...too many meanings to describe...well, lets just enjoy ^^.

Todays song lets choose errrmmmm...Jay Chou

take care & God Bless ^^

First Day...

2006-08-18T19:50:00.000+08:00

Hi to anyone who is currently visiting this blog. This is the first day i'm joining the Blogging community...well, that makes this my first post...Will also treat this as a new beginning in my life and jot down anything that i have experienced or gone through throughout my everyday life. I guess i will treat it as a digital diary to show it to my grandkids LOL...

Any pro's in blogging willing to leave down any comments or tips would be very much appreciated.

Health, Success, Freedom = LIFE

A song from Lee Hom = Forever Love (Enjoy)